Here comes an unexpected reinforcement:

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Here comes an unexpected reinforcement:

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With that aside, let's get back to Ritalin and Hormonax, who, while wandering through the woods, stumbled upon a disused building: the old Jurassic Park center! It's still there, completely abandoned! It's really well done. Exploring it quickly, our two kids find some old jeeps, which, thanks to their magical mechanic skills, who restored grandpa's car with the help of YouTube videos only, manage to restart the vehicles and head towards the Jurassic World enclosure and safety.

The sound of the engine quickly attracts Owen and Claire, who were hanging phone number list around nearby, and in turn, discover the ancient Jurassic Park HQ. Except that a certain I-Rex has also been attracted by the noise (he always prowls within a twenty-meter radius of the heroes, it's crazy, the island must not be very big, I've known more exciting games of hide and seek). So we get another sequence of the I-Rex sniffing out our heroes, before they have to run away.

Masrani! Who, having warned by radio that the I-Rex was trying to eat his employees in the old Jurassic Park center, arrives with his helicopter and his minigun. Well, bad luck for Masrani, he obviously has the worst marksman in history, since this one manages to miss a dinosaur by fifteen meters, and simply fires behind it to make it run, that tender foot. Yeah? Otherwise, after the 1255th bullet, didn't you think to yourself that hey, you could aim further forward, little rascal? Just to turn the rascal from dinosaur to cheerleader? No? I understand, it's a bit subtle.

But the I-Rex, taking advantage of the ambient stupidity, gallops under the bullets in the jungle (and without picking up a single projectile, thank you for it), until it reaches an immense glass dome: the local aviary! It enters it like a big brute, and thus creates a breach through which the birds it excites with its cries fly away squawking. In a few seconds, the helicopter is attacked by a horde of flying dinosaurs who, no, are not frightened by the noise, nor by the bullets, and promptly beat the crap out of it. The machine thus crashes miserably in the heart of the aviary, crossing the surface before exploding, under the satisfied gaze of the I-Rex, who definitely knows how to bring down a helicopter. Clearly, it is not just intelligent: it is a real scholar, this dinosaur.

The I-Rex annoys the birds very strongly, here by doing an impression of Lara Fabian.
He must have had internet in his enclosure, actually. Which would also explain how he worked on his flexibility with Youpo… no, nothing. Forget it.

So the birds fly off in all directions, but especially south, because that's where the script told them it would be interesting to go. By the way, do you remember the invisible barrier, the dinosaur implants & co? Well, well, it seems that the production has already forgotten, because the birds, although the first to be chipped I suppose given their mobility, are walking around peacefully, thank you. And so they rush towards the heart of the park, where the visitors have been gathered while waiting for the alert to end.
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